You’ve heard of Pimp My Ride, but what about Pimp My Boat? Pimp My Boat is a new reality TV show that I’ve conceptualised. The idea came to me when I was hanging out with the local fishermen and they were talking about how excited they were to make upgrades to their boats. Their boats …
For my New Year’s resolution, I resolved to get more creative. Where most people promise themselves that they’ll go to the gym or eat more vegetables, I decided to make a promise that I probably would keep. Two weeks in and things are going well! In the first week, I did one watercolour painting a …
I can’t believe it: I’m on tv! My whole life I’ve wanted to be on television as an actor, but I’ve never managed to land any gigs. I’ve had acting jobs, of course, otherwise, I wouldn’t be a real actor, but I’ve never been a televised actor before, seen all across Australia. That changed today …
When a day passed and I’d received no response from Jack Zebraman, and Bandit was yet to return with the hardware for our plan to stop my evil clone, I was just about ready to give up. Nobody was coming to save poor Space Wizard from the clutches of Archerak. The arch-lich, one of the …
Schlock Homes and I, John Whatson, had been hired to investigate the disappearance of several conveyancers at the Victorian Conveyancing Conference. We already had a couple of good leads, deciding to follow up on Peter Gallon, who had threatened to make bad things happen if he didn’t get a certain award. Peter Gallon was easy …
I am studying to become a doctor and I am now officially halfway through. It’s been a massively difficult journey with many highs and equally as many lows, but I wouldn’t change it for the world. The reason I’m writing this today is because I want to share my study tips with students in their …
This weird German guy keeps following me around Sweden, the new suburb in Victoria dedicated entirely to season two of Australia’s Next Top Office. I think he might be the show’s host or something but he’s never actually been properly introduced. So, for all I know I’ve just got an ‘overly enthusiastic follower’. Apparently I’m …
I got to the showgrounds around noon, ready for a big day of proving that I was the very best like no one ever was. I’d been looking forward to this day for a long time and now it was finally here. I was so excited! The first thing I noticed was that the competition …
I have a severe dislike for shoes. I have wide feet, which doesn’t sound like an issue, but it’s caused a lot of problems in my life. Whenever I put shoes on, my feet feel cramped and uncomfortable. Shoes cause me a lot of pain and so I avoid wearing them as much as possible. …
OH. MY. Oh my! I’m probably still a little shell-shocked from the TV show ‘Week of Our Lives’ New year special episode, which promised to shape the future of the series…forever. And wow, it sure did! For one thing, it’s the first crossover episode between ‘WOOL’ and ‘Sails of Our Lives’, with the boats coming …
