I work in administration at my office. Do you know what that means? It means my job is more than shuffling papers. I get lumped with all the menial tasks such as stocking toilet paper, soap bottles and unjamming printer trays. Why? Because we’re not allowed to take delicate geniuses away from their jobs. They …
I got to the showgrounds around noon, ready for a big day of proving that I was the very best like no one ever was. I’d been looking forward to this day for a long time and now it was finally here. I was so excited! The first thing I noticed was that the competition …
I don’t know how I didn’t see it before. Plumbing, seriously? Nobody doubted my enthusiasm, sure, but even I couldn’t tell that I was terrible at it. I guess I let it go to my head far too much whenever I actually did something right. I’d fix a boiler or unblock some pipes, the people …
