Investigating Conveyancers

Schlock Homes and I, John Whatson, had been hired to investigate the disappearance of several conveyancers at the Victorian Conveyancing Conference. We already had a couple of good leads, deciding to follow up on Peter Gallon, who had threatened to make bad things happen if he didn’t get a certain award. Peter Gallon was easy …

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Frankie’s Glass Lessons

This weird German guy keeps following me around Sweden, the new suburb in Victoria dedicated entirely to season two of Australia’s Next Top Office. I think he might be the show’s host or something but he’s never actually been properly introduced. So, for all I know I’ve just got an ‘overly enthusiastic follower’. Apparently I’m …

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Drain Plumber Games

I got to the showgrounds around noon, ready for a big day of proving that I was the very best like no one ever was. I’d been looking forward to this day for a long time and now it was finally here. I was so excited! The first thing I noticed was that the competition …

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Barefoot Enthusiast

I have a severe dislike for shoes. I have wide feet, which doesn’t sound like an issue, but it’s caused a lot of problems in my life. Whenever I put shoes on, my feet feel cramped and uncomfortable. Shoes cause me a lot of pain and so I avoid wearing them as much as possible. …

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Agatha’s No More

OH. MY. Oh my! I’m probably still a little shell-shocked from the TV show ‘Week of Our Lives’ New year special episode, which promised to shape the future of the series…forever. And wow, it sure did! For one thing, it’s the first crossover episode between ‘WOOL’ and ‘Sails of Our Lives’, with the boats coming …

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Daredevil Driver

Okay, I’m starting to get a bit worried. The show starts in less than an hour, and my car really isn’t sounding great. You see, I’m a stunt driver. A famous one, actually. Perhaps you’ve heard of me: Darus ‘Courage’ Johnson. That’s right, I’m the Courage Johnson that your parents used to tell you about. …

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Toowoomba, Innovation Station

As a local, I find this cafe…adequate. You see, Toowoomba is the centre of many great things; a hidden gem of Queensland. Did you know, for example, that coffee was invented in Toowoomba? Most people don’t believe me, but it is…a fact that I often repeat. Yes, a scientist accidentally crushed a coffee bean, thought it …

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Plumber No More

I don’t know how I didn’t see it before. Plumbing, seriously? Nobody doubted my enthusiasm, sure, but even I couldn’t tell that I was terrible at it. I guess I let it go to my head far too much whenever I actually did something right. I’d fix a boiler or unblock some pipes, the people …

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