Well, they finally made a good video game movie. And it wasn’t even based on a major video game; it was a spin-off from a major game, Pocket Monstrosities. I guess Defective Freak-a-Choo is set in the world, essentially a side story, so it counts. Still, basing a movie around a sentient mutant train, outcast …
I sure do love doing an entire day’s work and having it all get deleted. I backed it all up as well, but some intern down on the fourth floor deleted the entire server…somehow. Apparently there was a dramatic coffee spilling incident that wiped out all of our company’s memory and now all the footage …
I might not be raking it in, but having a beautiful kitchen makes me feel like I’m rolling in riches. Seriously, it’s a thing. For some people, it might be having a mammoth tub in the bathroom, a bedroom with walk-in wardrobe or an outdoor entertaining area. As for me, I’m all about an accessible …
I’m not sure if Cassandra really understands what she’s doing. It’s all well and good to work at bringing motherhood into the public sphere, and I unequivocally support that aspect of what she’s trying to do. What I’m not as sure about is the risk of creating a culture where new mothers are expected to …
Okay, when we said they needed to patch the electrician class, we didn’t mean like that. At first it was super easy to become an electrician, but now it’s become stupendously difficult, and no one is picking the class anymore. If no one is picking the class, that means that there are fewer people to …
My friend Billy often comes over with random plants that he’s managed to cultivate in excess, and I proceed to make vague attempts at keeping them alive before accidentally killing them off. Billy then brings around more plants to replace them. Clearly, it’s a vicious cycle. The main problem is that Billy misguidedly believes me …
I remember back in the day, when calluses were a serious problem. that was when we walked to school in the snow, and we had to fend off ravenous wolves. Australia’s wolf population certainly has been curbed in recent years; I wonder what happened to all of them? Maybe the kangaroo population took care of …
Sometimes it’s tough, having lived a full life and knowing basically everything. It gets worse when, to stave off retirement boredom, you take multiple computer courses and you become totally tech-savvy, keeping up with all the latest innovations. Every time my grandkids come around it’s always “Grandpa, my tablet browser keeps crashing!” or “Grandpa, the …
Oh come ON, Jess, you are the actual WORST! I can’t exactly say that she’s lying because the pics are all over Visage-Tome of her private cruise, but she’s acting like it’s her daddy’s private boat and it totally isn’t. She hasn’t said that it is, but it’s what she wants everyone to think, unless …
If I had to rank my vehicle preferences, number one would be helicopters. Obviously. They’re the most efficient way to travel, they can go in a straight line, you don’t have to sit through an in-flight safety video with air stewards telling you that you need to out your seat forward and some of them …
