Okay, I’m starting to get a bit worried. The show starts in less than an hour, and my car really isn’t sounding great. You see, I’m a stunt driver. A famous one, actually. Perhaps you’ve heard of me: Darus ‘Courage’ Johnson. That’s right, I’m the Courage Johnson that your parents used to tell you about. …
As a local, I find this cafe…adequate. You see, Toowoomba is the centre of many great things; a hidden gem of Queensland. Did you know, for example, that coffee was invented in Toowoomba? Most people don’t believe me, but it is…a fact that I often repeat. Yes, a scientist accidentally crushed a coffee bean, thought it …
I don’t know how I didn’t see it before. Plumbing, seriously? Nobody doubted my enthusiasm, sure, but even I couldn’t tell that I was terrible at it. I guess I let it go to my head far too much whenever I actually did something right. I’d fix a boiler or unblock some pipes, the people …
Ralph is THE worst. Usually the guys are fine, but Ralph is the actual, genuine worst – worse than all of the girls, except for Justine. I especially hate her, but that’s what happens when you ask me, in front of everyone, if I should be eating dim sims for lunch with a figure like …
That was the hardest delivery I’ve ever done. Over the years, there have definitely been some strange ones, but none so heavy as a literal tonne of gravel. It didn’t help that I picked today to get car repair, either. My business involves making deliveries for people, no questions asked. A truckload of puppies? Sure …
To island or not to island? That is the question. No, I’m not contemplating a getaway to the Philippines – quite the contrary, as I don’t think I’ll be taking too many overseas holidays for a while once I’m through with this kitchen renovation. That said, whether or not I opt for the island could …
I never know what to think about television shows, because that would involve having an opinion of my own. I binge-watched Braking Dad because an internet article told me to (the title was actually ‘Drop Everything and Binge-Watch Braking Dad Right Now’). So I did, obviously. I found myself thinking that this harrowing tale of …
It’s come to my attention that the autobahn concept is pretty divisive. From my perspective, it’s completely terrifying. The notion of having no speed limit to regulate the flow a multi-lane freeway freaks me out. I understand that most drivers in Germany are used to it, and that it’s something of a point of national …
Well, they finally made a good video game movie. And it wasn’t even based on a major video game; it was a spin-off from a major game, Pocket Monstrosities. I guess Defective Freak-a-Choo is set in the world, essentially a side story, so it counts. Still, basing a movie around a sentient mutant train, outcast …
I sure do love doing an entire day’s work and having it all get deleted. I backed it all up as well, but some intern down on the fourth floor deleted the entire server…somehow. Apparently there was a dramatic coffee spilling incident that wiped out all of our company’s memory and now all the footage …
