My Animation Degree

Studying a Bachelor of Animation is a lot more work than I expected it to be. I hear all about how other university courses are easy, barely requiring any time at home, with minimal contact hours, and I can’t help but be jealous. My friend is doing creative writing and says that he literally has …

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Pimp My Boat

You’ve heard of Pimp My Ride, but what about Pimp My Boat? Pimp My Boat is a new reality TV show that I’ve conceptualised. The idea came to me when I was hanging out with the local fishermen and they were talking about how excited they were to make upgrades to their boats. Their boats …

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New To Woodworking

For my New Year’s resolution, I resolved to get more creative. Where most people promise themselves that they’ll go to the gym or eat more vegetables, I decided to make a promise that I probably would keep. Two weeks in and things are going well! In the first week, I did one watercolour painting a …

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Hollywood Bound

I can’t believe it: I’m on tv! My whole life I’ve wanted to be on television as an actor, but I’ve never managed to land any gigs. I’ve had acting jobs, of course, otherwise, I wouldn’t be a real actor, but I’ve never been a televised actor before, seen all across Australia. That changed today …

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Investigating Conveyancers

Schlock Homes and I, John Whatson, had been hired to investigate the disappearance of several conveyancers at the Victorian Conveyancing Conference. We already had a couple of good leads, deciding to follow up on Peter Gallon, who had threatened to make bad things happen if he didn’t get a certain award. Peter Gallon was easy …

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Frankie’s Glass Lessons

This weird German guy keeps following me around Sweden, the new suburb in Victoria dedicated entirely to season two of Australia’s Next Top Office. I think he might be the show’s host or something but he’s never actually been properly introduced. So, for all I know I’ve just got an ‘overly enthusiastic follower’. Apparently I’m …

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Drain Plumber Games

I got to the showgrounds around noon, ready for a big day of proving that I was the very best like no one ever was. I’d been looking forward to this day for a long time and now it was finally here. I was so excited! The first thing I noticed was that the competition …

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