Oh come ON, Jess, you are the actual WORST! I can’t exactly say that she’s lying because the pics are all over Visage-Tome of her private cruise, but she’s acting like it’s her daddy’s private boat and it totally isn’t. She hasn’t said that it is, but it’s what she wants everyone to think, unless …
If I had to rank my vehicle preferences, number one would be helicopters. Obviously. They’re the most efficient way to travel, they can go in a straight line, you don’t have to sit through an in-flight safety video with air stewards telling you that you need to out your seat forward and some of them …
There’s always one piece left over. ALWAYS. You think you’re done, I always think I’m done, but I’ve forgotten something, every single time. It’s become a cliche at this point. It’s like my brain automatically removes one thing out of everything I do and stores it to one side for…reasons. My Christmas jigsaw was a …
My favourite cartoon has knocked it out of the park again, with a tacit depiction of an often-overlooked part of society. And by ‘tacit’, I do of course mean there’s a ton of magic and the main character is an ordinary guy surrounded by a bunch of illogically-attractive people, all vying for his attention, just …
There was a report on Melbourne Minutes that was basically just listing all the things that people say will give you health problems in the future. There was the sun of course, mobile phones, maple flavoured bacon, a very specific brand of chocolate buttons…um…it was very long and very silly. But now, they say, there …
There are plenty of people interested in caring for the environment, but only a few interested in caring for the environment, you get me? Like, you can join in a protest against global warming and/or climate change, you can make sure you recycle diligently, but most people don’t think to do anything as radical as …
Elsa has been hassling me again about wanting to make over her room. I’ve had my reservations about it because she’s so prone to changing her mind, and I don’t want to shell out a bunch of cash for something she’s not going to want to live with in six months. But she’s been going …
I think about it a lot, though. Just the other day I got a call for some people down in Berwick, pest control was on their mind. Such is my job, I had to find them a really good pest control company. Property management and all that. But suddenly all these memories came rushing back, because …
Anyway, now that Dinki-Dai-Animation exists, here in Melbourne no less, the Christmas specials are rolling in. Pretty Car Dealer Sailor Hoon just had a special episode where she had to choose between delivering presents or a major street race (she did both simultaneously), Cute Guardian Aluminium Knight! had an hour-long special with the kingdom under …
I know there are ‘better’ things to watch on TV than renovation shows. Like, I get it…I could watch a documentary on how tissues are made, or one of those shows where you watch the life-cycle of a frog from birth to when it gets eaten by a pelican, but I’m not totally convinced that’s …
